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Len-kun NOW! Len-kun NOW! Len-kun, Len-kun, Len-kun NOW!
Man, I wanna squeeze Len-kun!
I wanna squeeze him so hard he can't fight me off.
Might my arms break? Sure.
BREAK AN ARM, LEN-KUN!
Someday while we're out shopping
I wanna say with a straight face
"It's a daaate!"
And make him feel super-conscious about it.
Len-kun's hair looks like a banana
So one morning, I secretly stuck one to it and went, "I wonder when he'll notice...!"
Except I didn't notice him leave the house
And when he came back in the evening
He was glaring at me with the most beet-red face and banana in hand
Which makes me wanna GO TO BED with him.
I wanna breathe over Len.
Seeing Len-kun squirm from being creeped out by being breathed all over
Makes me wanna do him more!
MOAR.
On Pixiv, y'know there are people who search up "Kagamine Len [total] uke NSFW"?
Go for it, I say!
YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS.
Oh yeah, at VoMas, I want Len-kun to cosplay as 96Neko.
But see, the inappropriately appropriate lack of bust drew my subconscious attention.
"Don't I have the bigger bust?"
Makes me wanna squeeze the jerk with all my luv
And fling him away.
I woke one morning to find Len-kun suddenly transformed into a man and
With no idea what to do, I sat through lunch without a word
And now I kinda want to apologize for making him use the kitty dishware.
Post-meal, if he says "I fancy a banana,"
"Yes sir, I shall be your banana!" I'll declare all polite 'n stuff.
'the hell?
...creeper...
- Len-kun is my angel!
- This is super freaky.
- I wanna squeeze Len-kun and then fling him.
- Len-kun (huff huff)
- I wants tapioca.
- Sigh...
Len-kun's not allowed to do part-time, but I found him working in a butler cafe
And I wanna snap a pic of DAT FACE in my album.
Y'know, even now, Len-kun never uses polite speech
So every time I go, "Hey, use polite speech for a sec?"
"Please die."
"HOMG"
That'd be the BEST!
"A magic boy, huh..."
So tweets my Len-kun.
"If Len-kun became a magical boy he'd be Magical Nuko Ren-Ren!"
I wanna say,
But he'll probably pretend it doesn't exist so I'll disseminate his murmurs from the shadows instead.
RETWEEEET
Ta!
Pi!
O!
Ca!
Len-kun comes home all tired from the day and sits next to me on the couch
It'd be awesome if he leaned on me and fell asleep. I like feeling him warm.
Len-kun closes his eyes and turns his lips towards me
So after intense panicking and thinking
Yup, I'd love to squeeze him and then punch him out!
I ran into Len-kun on the streets
And when I went "WHOA, he's got specs!"
"Well, I usually wear contacts..."
He comments superfluously.
I imagine I sincerely say "Hey, those look good on you,"
And when he drops his head and looks back up at me
I'd love his wonderful smile as he slugs me to death.
"I've been in love with you for a long time!"
I want this text from Len. Oh, my heart!
When I reply, "W-Well, actually, I did, too!"
"Huh?! Really?! I'm so glad! Please go out with me?!"
It'll say and after my heart goes pounding like mad
"Oh, whoops, wrong address, HAHA."
FML OTL I want my life to be a lie.
Len-kun NOW! Len-kun NOW! Len-kun, Len-kun, Len-kun NOW!
(Man, I'm pooped...)